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Saturday 24 October 2009

Dear Dhamma Friends and Supporters of the London Mogok Yeiktha,

Many Thanks to those who have already sent donations in advance to a total of £1144.

For those who arre planning to attend the Kathina Ceremony in London, please be aware that the Ceremony this year today on 24th October (Saturday) from 10.30 am to 3.30 pm is at St Mark's Church & Community Centre at Tollgate Road, 3 minute's walk from the DLR Beckton station and about 15 minutes by 262 Bus from Plaistow Station and 101 Bus from East Ham Station. Car Parking is available onsite at the back of the Centre (first come first serve) and in side streets and in Oliver Gardens.

If you have other commitments and are unable to attend, you can still donate Kathina Robes for the Sangha if you wish, by sending a cheque to the Yeiktha, made payable to BUDDHIST AID or by donating online. All donations received will be credited to Centre Fund.

With best wishes to you,

Mogok Yeiktha Gopaka,
Mogok Yeiktha,
30 Oliver Gardens, Beckton, London E6 5SE

Politically Correct Jokes

Politically Correct Jokes


(1)The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the
Attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we
have copies of everything."

2

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that..

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
3.Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says,

"See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis
!"


4. Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on
the moon?
A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100
Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

5

A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
girl's life. A policeman who was watching the
scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow
you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of
little girl" the policeman answers.

"But I am not an
American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"

The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers say:

"Extremist kills innocent American dog”

Aung San Suu Kyi (On the road to Mandalay)