Wednesday, 11 March 2009
Nargis Aid Builds Pagoda
Than Shwe’s ride The Ferris Wheel of Death was consecrated with human blood just like his Pagoda as 20 people were killed to the joy of his military generals. They plunged to their deaths and were crushed by falling debris as the Ferris wheel self destructed from the shoddy workmanship provided by his staff of child slaves and indentured craftsman.
To bad Ulla Toraes and her side kick Erik Solheim were not present so they could enjoy the festivities and see where Cyclone Nargis Aid actually went. Noticeably not present was Ibrahim Gambari who was responsible for seeking out funding for Than Shwe’s criminal regime. Ibrahim would be proud of how the money was spent and possibly Than Shwe would have given him another priceless ruby for his efforts.
With his army of fortunetellers and soothsayers Than Shwe’s consecration went off without a hitch as he and his family shamelessly donated diamonds and rubies to Than Shwe’s shrine of human suffering and world wide deception. It was reported there were European and other guests at Than’s gathering as well. Most likely they were corporate execs who also filled Than Shwe’s coffers and took full advantage of Burma’s abundance of slave laborers and natural resources.
As Than Shwe prayed at the consecration you could almost hear him that his G*D Satan for providing him the bountifully fruitful Cyclone Nargis. It providing him with the perfect alibi to beg the world for relief money and emergency aid for his bustling black market industries he is known throughout Burma for. With hundreds of millions of dollars already invested in his grandiose amusement park of death and the adjoining city Naypyidaw it is clear he will need more money to expand. Hopefully the world will hear his plea since it is rumored he wants to build a roller coaster.
Your Devil’s Advocate
Buffalohair
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